Everyone has their moment of hypocrisy and here's mine.
I got top marks, in my first year
So here's to all the teachers who said I'd have no career.
When I was beating kids up for their lunch money
When I thought making 'fart' noises was funny
When I keapt dropping out of high school; one after another
To the usless lump of role model that was my step father!
To all the kids who finished school with good grades
To all the trendy geeks and trendy babes
Here's one for the underclass
So to all the afroe mentioned, stick that up your arse.
Yeah I'm the mean looking guy with steel cap boots
When everyone else wears their trendy suits
With fadded death metal shirts and ripped jeans
The big guy who sits in the front so no one-else sees.
I may not be able to read or write
But I conned the system, and did it right.
I got the marks and the sucsess
So I must be bloody good, if not the best.
I got the marks, I got the marks, I got the marks, I got the marks, I got the marks. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nayaaah, nyaaaahhh!*
*This is me doing my silly little victory dance. You can't see me doing it, but I'm doing it nonetheless.